monkeygun

Investor deck · 2026

Data-generated content for the companies that live on volume.

Exchanges and financial products generate the most interesting data on the internet. We turn it into finished, compliant video that lifts retention and trading volume, and we sell it to them as that outcome.

Aram Barnett · Jon Barnettmonkeygun.comtokenslop.fun · live demo

Arrow keys or swipe.

Venue ads
from their footage
Superform
onchain banking
Collectibles
as a show

The deal, in one slide

We're raising a pre-seed to turn a working engine into signed exchange contracts.

The round

$1.75M
Instrument
Post-money SAFE
Cap
$18M post-money
Runway
18 months
Then
Priced round once pilots convert

What it buys

  • Video models and infrastructure35%
  • One sales or engineering hire30%
  • Compliance layer and counsel20%
  • Pilots and travel15%

The problem

Every exchange sits on the most interesting data on the internet and turns almost none of it into something people come back to watch.

What they need

Retention and volume. An exchange lives and dies by both, and already spends heavily on UGC, creators and marketing to get them, with weak attribution.

Why they can't make it themselves

Making video from data takes a producer, an editor and a reviewer per post, and a listing or a price move is stale in an hour. So the data sits in a table nobody opens and the marketing budget goes to ads instead

The product

Connect the data. Ship the feed.

  1. Connect a sourceA chain, an API, a database, a page, a feed. We read it first, so every number in a video traces to the row it came from.
  2. The engine finds the storiesStreaks, collapses, firsts, whales, rugs. A trigger fires, a show cuts an episode, on a schedule or on an event.
  3. It ships where the trade isA feed embedded in the customer's app with a trade button under every video, or the API for teams that build their own surface.
  4. It posts itselfEpisodes autopost to the customer's socials on a schedule or a trigger. No producer, no editor, no human at the helm per video; a review queue only where their compliance team wants one.
Live: tokenslop.fun/feed · this video exists because a token's price moved on Robinhood Chain · share page ends in a trade button · tokenslop.fun/v/fal-adb1886ace

Why customers pay

We sell the outcome. The videos are the means.

Retention

Users come back for something to watch. Embedded, the feed lives inside the customer's product, so the attention stays theirs.

Volume

Every story is one tap from the asset it's about. For an exchange that tap is the trade.

exchange revenue = volume × take rate
a 2–5% lift in volume at a large exchange is tens of millions of dollars, with no change to the product
THE LOOP Useractivity Content Engagement Sharing Acquisition Trading MORE ACTIVITY MORE CONTENT

The market

The budget already exists. We move it from ads to their own data.

$1.06BCoinbase sales and marketing spend in 2025, 15% of net revenue, up 62% on 2024
$403Mof that was marketing programs: ads, sponsorships, creators. One exchange.
~80,000on-chain transactions a minute across Solana, Base and Ethereum. Each one is a story nobody makes.
$2what one 30-second data video with an AI clip and music costs us to make. $0.60 without.

One exchange, worked

Feed + Creator Studio: 50 house videos a day plus user creations. Platform fee $15k a month, credits at list about $3k. $216k a year, roughly 0.05% of Coinbase's marketing programs, for a content engine that runs on the data they already have.

The math at scale

The 50 largest exchanges at that rate are $10.8M ARR. Data providers, yield protocols and launchpads on Data Shows and the Video API sit on top. The engine does not care what the feed is; every regulated data business after crypto is the same sale.

Sources: Coinbase FY2025 Form 10-K (sales and marketing $1,058.6M; marketing programs $402.6M). Chain throughput: Solana ~100M non-vote tx/day, Base >10M/day, Ethereum ~2.5M/day, May–June 2026 public explorers.

Compliance

Fast and compliant is the whole advantage.

  1. Approve once, publish alwaysThe customer's compliance principal reviews the show template and its trigger logic once. That review governs every episode the template ever produces.
  2. Nothing is inventedEvery figure traces to the customer's own data rows. The engine narrates; it never embellishes a number. No performance promises, no cherry-picked results: the UDAP screen is structural.
  3. Disclosures are part of the templateRisk language, "not financial advice," paid-promotion notices and the fair-and-balanced standard of FINRA 2210 (the Series 7/26 marketing rules) are bound into the template, not added by hand.
  4. Securities are refused at the sourceTokenized stocks are detected and declined before a video exists. No pump, no dump, no accidental securities promotion.
  5. Full audit trailEvery published video maps to the data that triggered it, time-stamped and retained.

Where we are

Engine in production. Paying customers outside crypto. First crypto integration starting.

15accounts actively using the new version
2paying customers today, done-for-you: a venue and a telehealth brand
341videos rendered on production
940watches on the tokenslop demo in its first three weeks; 16 trades opened from a video
Micdrop · karaoke venuepaying · 15-ad campaigns from their footage
LevelUpRX · GLP-1 telehealthpaying · compliant ads from product pages
Superform · onchain bankingfirst crypto integration · starting now
tokenslop · Robinhood Chainthe live demo · shows from chain data

Go-to-market

Short sales cycles first. Long ones in the pipeline.

RingWhoCycleOffer
NowSuperform (integration starting); DEXs and exchanges without a third-party risk process; launchpads; data providers (Nansen, Dune, TRM) as partnersweeks to ~4 months$25K 30-day pilot, no integration to start, scored against a comparison group; then platform fee + usage or rev-share
NextCoinbase, Kraken, Gemini, Robinhood: named warm paths through our network~4 monthsSame pilot, then an annual contract
LaterBrokerages and retail fintech with procurement (Vanguard class); prediction markets12–18 monthsOpened by the compliance layer; started now, closed after the seed

The plan

Eighteen months: every milestone is a number the seed lead will ask for.

WhenMilestoneWhat it provesFundraising
Q4 20263 paid pilots signed; Superform liveExchanges pay before seeing a result: pipeline existsPre-seed closes
Q1 2027First pilot readout, with the compliance layer signed off by that customer's legal teamUsers who see the feed trade and return more than users who don't: the retention and volume lift, measured, and the compliance claim proven on a real customerSeed conversations open with the chart
Q2 20272 pilots convert to annual contractsPilot → contract is repeatable; first ARRExchange venture arms invited in
Q3 2027Second vertical live: prediction markets or brokerageThe engine generalizes beyond cryptoSeed term sheet
Q4 2027Self-serve onboarding; 10 paying platform customersSales does not depend on the foundersSeed closes
Q1 2028$1M+ ARR across two verticalsSeries A metricsSeries A process

Team

Crypto and compliance on one side. Two decades of production on the other.

Aram Barnett

Aram Barnett

Co-founder · product, sales, crypto

  • Second-time founder; sold his first entertainment company
  • Employee #4 at a KYC/AML company; advised the SEC on token rules
  • Senior PM, Nervos Network (Layer 1); authored an NFT standard
  • CPO and co-founder, Powerboard; co-founder, CoinScore
  • Founding member, Chamber of Digital Commerce Token Alliance
Jon Barnett

Jon Barnett

Co-founder · production, partnerships

  • Twenty years producing for Netflix, Disney+, Hulu, DreamWorks and CBS
  • At pocket.watch drove 500M+ views on kids and family channels; turned around major channels at Jellysmack
  • Co-founded Curbily, a production OS for creators, before Monkeygun
  • Owns content, studio and talent relationships, and co-runs fundraising with Aram

aram.barnett@gmail.com · monkeygun.com · tokenslop.fun